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My Reply to my cat’s hatemail

Dear Fawkes, I know you don’t enjoy the crate or car rides, but you haven’t been feeling well lately so I was taking you to the doctor.  I knew you may have an accident in your crate, which is why I was smart and brought plastic bags and paper towels, and even lined the crate with paper towels.  When we… Read more →

Hatemail from my cat

Dearest Human, You know I detest the crate, and dislike car rides even more.  Yet you stuffed me into one and took me for a spin. So I peed in the crate.  You’re welcome. We went someplace new.  Well, maybe I had been there before, but it had been a while since our last “trip”, so it was still new… Read more →